How a woman from the Bay Area dresses for a party in BC:
- Take scalding hot shower - stay in there as long as possible
- Eat scalding hot bowl of soup
- Put on thick black tights
- Put on thick camisole
- Put on Under Armor running shorts over tights
- Put on thick fleecy socks over tights
- Put on long-sleeved blouse
- Put on knee-length skirt
- Put on knee-high boots
- Put fleece scarf around neck
- Put on camel hair overcoat
- Put on fleece gloves
I'm gonna need more boots.
4 comments:
Hubba hubba hubba.
I used to love hubba bubba bubble gum.
Sissy-assed "soft" gum!! Back in my day, bubble gum was little pink chunks of hate that you'd have to gnaw on for an hour to work into something bubble-able. (Fleer and Bazooka had building-material subsidiaries.) And don't get me started on those powdery-pink planks that they'd throw in with baseball cards that would snap into razory shards in your mouth! Gum was TOUGH back then, sister, TOUGH I tells ya!
So good: "little pink chunks of hate".
I've worked my share of Bazooka - I promise you. It's a great workout. I heard a rumor many years ago that Robert Conrad used to chew gum constantly to develop his jawline... it was probably Bazooka.
The beauty of Hubba Bubba was that it didn't stick to your face - wasn't that the one? That was a problem for me... always peeling bubble gum skin off my face and getting it out of my hair.
If not chewing Hubba Bubba, you had to rely on Chapstick to prevent sticking, and then you're just chewing Chapstick after a while... Mmm... waxy good.
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