Just found a show on TV, Vancouver Living - an entertainment news show full of helpful information about enjoying the Vancouver lifestyle.
I didn't watch the show but saw the teaser for an upcoming segment, "Learn How to Get a Good Workout Without Increasing Your Carbon Footprint."
They showed a lady on cross-country rollerskis out in the rain on a wet, soggy path, and that just looked so sad. It made me think of having my own show full of helpful hints about enjoying the British Columbia lifestyle.
- Learn How to Enjoy Being Damp
- Learn How to Embrace Bone-chilling cold
- Learn How to Eat Your Body Weight in Potatoes
- Learn How to Put on Your Winter Weight in Three Days
- Learn How to Wear Four Sets of Clothes at Once
- Learn How to Train Your Cats to Sleep On You
- Learn How to Adopt Enough Cats to Make a Living Cat Blanket
- Learn How to Heat Your Feet Using Microwaveable Socks
- Learn How to Find Ways to Not Leave the House Until Spring
- Learn How to Make Every Meal a Soup Smorgasbord
- Learn How to Wear an Electric Blanket - Everywhere
- Learn How to Withstand 300-degree Showers
- Learn How to Turn a Down Blanket Into a Sassy Dress
- Learn How to Properly Chop Furniture for the Fireplace
- Learn How to Hang Mirrors Around the House to Maximize Those 15 Minutes of Sunlight On Days When it Might Be Sunny
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