Years ago:
- Shower
- Shave
- Tweeze brows
- Spend 30 minutes figuring out what to wear
- Comb out towel-dried hair
- Blow dry hair if being picked up - dry it in the car w/ windows down if meeting somewhere
- Apply mascara
- Shower
- Exfoliate
- Shave
- Spend 30 minutes checking/tweezing mustache growth, tweezing stray eyebrow hairs, trimming stray nose hairs, plucking unsightly grey hair
- Apply high-powered SPF
- Carefully apply tinted moisturizer
- Apply Burt's cover up to unsightly spots if necessary
- Spend 5 minutes figuring out what to wear
- Comb out towel-dried hair
- Apply hair-thickening serum
- Blow dry hair to maximize product effect
- Apply de-frizzy serum as necessary to minimize fly-aways
- Apply mascara
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