Mmmmelons!

If only I had the picture to go with the headline. A crafty designer I know made a HI-larious comp this week using a photo of a guy holding giant halves of a watermelon - one in each hand - wearing a wide, "I can't believe my luck" grin across his face.

This concept ties into a running joke at work about someone in another department who has trouble maintaining eye contact with busty ladies. While his behavior is disgusting, it's provided some of the best office material yet, causing us to do impressions of his "ticks" while talking to each other.

We've added our own flair in the form of truly disturbing and wholly inappropriate hand gestures combined with meaningless corporate speak the likes of which hasn't been heard since 1999.

For those of you who want to try this at home, you'll need to use your hands and fingers to help communicate your "support" for the "two main objectives" we need to "get our hands on" and "work through as a team," "focusing on the details" while not losing site of the "big picture," because we may need to "massage the numbers" in an effort to "understand both angles," so we can "arrive at a common goal" everyone can "wrap their heads around." Experiment with your own combinations.