That stands for Offensive Coin Slot Display. And was it ever. Sweet chocolate christmas, I dry heaved when it happened.
It was an otherwise typical evening, waiting for my train, when it tottered by. It wasn't a fashion mistake by a clueless tween. It was an incredible accident by an adult male. It's distressing just thinking about it all over again.
It's easy to grin, when your ship comes in, and you've got the stock market beat. But the man worthwhile is a man who can smile when his shorts are too tight in the seat.
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