Drink or I'll shoot! DO IT!!!
Created by David, to be enjoyed by all:
| Title | Event |
| Adult Language | Jack Uses Profanity |
| Collateral Damage | Non-CTU Agent, Soldier, Policeman or Terrorist killed |
| Presidential Citation | Sherri Palmer/David Palmer mentioned by full name |
| GTA | Jack Steals a vehicle (Helicopters = double penalty) |
| Beatdown | Jack whips someone's ass (Snapping a Limb = double penalty) |
| Citing Protocol | Anyone in CTU cites "Protocol" (only drink on first event or risk missing entire episode due to drunkenness) |
| The Octagon | Chuck Norris Cameo (pause show consume entire margarita) |
| Penal State | Anyone is put in holding cell 1 or 2 |
| Dramatic Pause | The Chief of Staff takes off his glasses for dramatic accent |
| Cliffhanger | Jack screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
| Magnum Force | Jack intentionally kills someone (non-firearm kills are a double penalty) |
| Chloe Award | Chloe sneers, frowns, rolls eyes or snorts like Napoleon Dynamite |
| Red Shirt Penalty | Any CTU agent is killed (Jack Bauer excepted) |
| Executive Power | Jack speaks to the President via phone |
| Magic Bullet | Jack reloads his pistol/rifle/machine gun/shotgun/taser/nailgun |
| High Drama | Cut to a commercial but clock doesn't beep |
| Eye in the Sky | CTU boss peers through office blinds at anyone (ominously) |
| The Interweb | Anyone in CTU says "Open a Socket" or "Send/Transfer … to my Screen" |
| Moment of Zen | Jack says "Put Down Your Weapon" (Combined w/ profanity is double) |
| Black Belt Jones | Curtis is shot, beaten, stabbed, lied to or otherwise disrespected |
| You're Fired | Someone orders the arrest, interrogation, murder or firing of Jack Bauer |
| Hand of God | Use of satellite to locate a moving vehicle (requires real-time video feed) |
| Phonus Interruptus | Cell phone call is abruptly cut off or taken away mid-sentence... |
| Gag Reflex | American Idol promo during commercial break |
| Capitalism Rules | Obvious Product Placement/Use of Logo (ex., Ford, Sony, Dell, Cingular) * Just count these up and have a drink at end of episode, salute to |
| The Insider | Anyone addresses President by his/her first name |
| Busted | Anyone at CTU says "Division" is calling or "Division is sending someone over" |
David hates Kim Bauer so much, he left her out of the game altogether. If Kim appears in any episode, I think that's a beer bong penalty.
We'll be keeping stats throughout the season. Any guesses on which event might top the charts?
2 comments:
Does anyone besides me remember when Kiefer played the mysterious and pudgy Dr. Schreber in "Dark CIty"? My, the boy has come a long way.
I do not remember that... you *are* full of trivia goodness!
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