Saturday, January 13, 2007

24 Drinking Game


Drink or I'll shoot! DO IT!!!

Created by David, to be enjoyed by all:

Title

Event

Adult Language

Jack Uses Profanity

Collateral Damage

Non-CTU Agent, Soldier, Policeman or Terrorist killed

Presidential Citation

Sherri Palmer/David Palmer mentioned by full name

GTA

Jack Steals a vehicle (Helicopters = double penalty)

Beatdown

Jack whips someone's ass (Snapping a Limb = double penalty)

Citing Protocol

Anyone in CTU cites "Protocol" (only drink on first event or risk missing entire episode due to drunkenness)

The Octagon

Chuck Norris Cameo (pause show consume entire margarita)

Penal State

Anyone is put in holding cell 1 or 2

Dramatic Pause

The Chief of Staff takes off his glasses for dramatic accent

Cliffhanger

Jack screams NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Magnum Force

Jack intentionally kills someone (non-firearm kills are a double penalty)

Chloe Award

Chloe sneers, frowns, rolls eyes or snorts like Napoleon Dynamite

Red Shirt Penalty

Any CTU agent is killed (Jack Bauer excepted)

Executive Power

Jack speaks to the President via phone

Magic Bullet

Jack reloads his pistol/rifle/machine gun/shotgun/taser/nailgun

High Drama

Cut to a commercial but clock doesn't beep

Eye in the Sky

CTU boss peers through office blinds at anyone (ominously)

The Interweb

Anyone in CTU says "Open a Socket" or "Send/Transfer … to my Screen"

Moment of Zen

Jack says "Put Down Your Weapon" (Combined w/ profanity is double)

Black Belt Jones

Curtis is shot, beaten, stabbed, lied to or otherwise disrespected

You're Fired

Someone orders the arrest, interrogation, murder or firing of Jack Bauer

Hand of God

Use of satellite to locate a moving vehicle (requires real-time video feed)

Phonus Interruptus

Cell phone call is abruptly cut off or taken away mid-sentence...

Gag Reflex

American Idol promo during commercial break

Capitalism Rules

Obvious Product Placement/Use of Logo (ex., Ford, Sony, Dell, Cingular)

* Just count these up and have a drink at end of episode, salute to America

The Insider

Anyone addresses President by his/her first name

Busted

Anyone at CTU says "Division" is calling or "Division is sending someone over"


David hates Kim Bauer so much, he left her out of the game altogether. If Kim appears in any episode, I think that's a beer bong penalty.

We'll be keeping stats throughout the season. Any guesses on which event might top the charts?


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Does anyone besides me remember when Kiefer played the mysterious and pudgy Dr. Schreber in "Dark CIty"? My, the boy has come a long way.

Hazel Nootsmaak said...

I do not remember that... you *are* full of trivia goodness!